My Mustache and I...
My mustache and I are more powerful together than we are apart.
My mustache and I have met briefly several times over the past several years, but really connected for the first time this last week on the set of a Matt Damon, Steven Soderberg movie.
My mustache proves people wrong with confident and gentle jabs of love.
My mustache and I are going to work toward an NBA Championship for the Boston Celtics while sitting in the midst of Mordor (Los Angeles).
My mustache and I welcome you to touch my mustache.